1.Your real name?
Laura

2.WITNESS PROTECTION NAME: (mother and father's middle names)

(Seriously, my name would be a blank space. Well, at least I'd be hard to find)

3.NASCAR NAME: (first name of your mother's dad, father's dad)
John John

4.STAR WARS NAME: (the first 3 letters of your last name, first 2 letters of your first name)
Patla

5.DETECTIVE NAME: (favorite color, favorite animal)
Red Tiger
I sound like a brand of Indian beer

6.SOAP OPERA NAME: (middle name, town where you were born)
Kennard Glasgow
sounds jazzy.

7.SUPERHERO NAME: (2nd fav color, fav drink, add "THE" to the beginning)
The Green Tea
It works! xD

8.FLY NAME: (first 2 letters of 1st name, last 2 letters of your last name)
Laon

9.ROCK STAR NAME: (favorite pets name, current street name)
Amber Garve
...well shit, that's the same as my pornstar name.

10.YOUR GANGSTA NAME: (first 3 letters of real name plus izzle)
Lauizzle
fo' shizzle ma nizzle

11.YOUR IRAQI NAME: (2nd letter of your first name, 3rd letter of your last name, first two letters of your middle name, last two letters of your first name then last three letters of your last name)
Atkerason
Does't sound very Iraqi, but I like it!

12.YOUR GOTH NAME: (black, and the name of one of your pets)
Black Amber